Can I keep you
Actors meeting their characters
John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Sherlock: liar
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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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Stiles: aaayyyyyy
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Doctor: saNDWICHES
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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